I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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