Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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