Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I could fuck to npr.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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