DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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