3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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