shes about as inviting as chlamydia
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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