Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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