I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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