i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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