His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
