we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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