everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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