I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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