Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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