Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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