I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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