people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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