its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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