If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
