I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Its about making memories worth repressing
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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