I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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