Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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