i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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