i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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