Kiss
Puke
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
