He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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