I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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