i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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