I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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