we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Every concussion has its silver lining
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
soo... how was my night?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
