Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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