How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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