so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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