Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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