haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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