No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
