Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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