I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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