i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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