so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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