Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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