p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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