I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize