it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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