he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
third nipple confirmed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Randomize
