Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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