This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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