Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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