what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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