Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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