Plan B is the new Plan A
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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