what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I'm just crazy horny about you
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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