She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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