that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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