When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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