i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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