i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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