I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Fuck appropriateness.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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