i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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