I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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