Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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