whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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