i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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